Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
The most dangerous food a man can eat is wedding cake
May your joys be as deep as the Ocean, and your troubles as light as its foam.
Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye, jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye!
Marriage is like going to a restaurant your choice from the menu,
And then look at neighbourin table n wish you"d ordered that.....
One day a man inserted an 'advert' in my web site: "Wife wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman. - Maryon Pearson
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Michel de Montaigne
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